Getting Backlink Guide

The webmasters of the world have become absolutely obsessed with obtaining high quality one way links to their websites in order to increase their Google Page Rankings in order to increase their visibility when people search the internet for coffee makers or “coffee makers” or coffee + makers. People are spending so much time begging for back links and reading SEO books like “The Google Secret to the new Google Algorithm” that the average rate of coffee consumption has increased from 3 to 9 cups of coffee per day among webmasters. And this is one perfectly legal way of increasing your website’s visibility. Just write out some baloney like the above nonsense inserting the words “coffee” and “maker” into the text of your homepage and inner pages.

The obsession with obtaining high page rankings has now become a complete mania which has replaced the male obsession with size. This has been fuelled by money and by the Google graphic for PR. The difference between a 3 and a 4 PR looks like the difference between a small one and an average one. Once you get into the 9 area you are now into Wilt the Stilt country. The man scored 100 points in a single game according to ESPN, which has quite a nice sized PR itself. Because of this back link mania, the American Medical Association has now added a new category to the new edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Psychiatry DSM IX.

The doctors have categorized every single human emotion into a full blown major mental illness for which they can dole out medication, line their pockets, and make insane bids for keywords like “coffee” and “maker” for their spouse’s home based internet business. The doctors have labeled the happiness and the sadness felt at the poker table computer screen as manic depression. They call having a drink alcoholism. Being afraid that Osama Bin Laden is going to reduce your page ranking overnight from 7 to 0 is called paranoid schizophrenia. The United States of America is preparing to send war planes armed with nuclear weapons to Iran to protect the Page Ranking of the Department of Defense Website. Said Donald Rumsfeld in an interview on “Meet the Press” last Sunday, “No Muslim is going to mess with my page ranking, you can be sure of that Tim.”

Yesterday Osama Bin Laden accused the United States of waging a Crusade against Islam. What could possibly have given him that idea? Four years ago shortly after 911 the President of the United States publicly announced that in retaliation for 911 he was launching a Crusade. Every Muslim man, woman and child knows that the Crusades were a thousand years ago when the Pope marched his Christian Army across Europe massacring every Jew in their way to reclaim the Holy Land until they stood knee deep in Muslim blood in Jerusalem.

Why did the 19 Saudi Arabian Muslim men attack the twin towers on 911? In the Koran Allah aka God of Mount Sinai, aka The Good Doctor who gave the 2 tablets to Moses aka Jesus Christ aka Elohim says, “Make War on the Christians and the Jews. In return I will bring you up to Eternal Paradise with crystal clear springs and 72 virgins and endless French wine with no side effects and extremely high Google Page Rankings with absolutely no need for back links. Everyone will be number 1.” (Koran Sura Chapter 9:29-30, Sura 56, The Event, Mecca in the Sky.)

The 19 Saudi Arabian men who on 911 devastated the most sophisticated armed forces in history including dismembering the Pentagon fully believed to the core of their souls that the moment they hit the twin towers they would wake up in Sky Mecca with their websites number 1 on every search engine in the Universe, which would send their egos soaring along with their bank accounts. This is why they say that truth is stranger than fiction. No author would dare write such baloney because no one would believe it. If you want high web visibility without the need for back links then follow President Bush’s lead. Conquer the middle east oil fields and then pay for it with the proceeds. It’s easier than drinking 9 cups of coffee a day which you made yourself with your new coffee maker.

Karen Fish is a writer currently living in Los Angeles California. The Temple of Love http://www.thetempleoflove.com/ The World Peace Site

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Google is currently one of the dominant entities on the net period. The question is - is it really that omnipotent, is it really that advantageous. The question is - IS IT REALLY “ALL THAT”.

To understand role of Google in the modern net society we need to go deep into its roots. Google was born at hands of Larry Page (rich boy) and perfected by Sergey Brin (russian rich boy) at Stanford University. The idea was to rank internet pages based on number of other pages linking back. For Brin it was sort of academic approach to web page ranking where web page would model for academic paper and back links it receives would model for number of citations that academic paper accounts for. Very interesting model indeed and in a sense is very useful in the academics; bus is this model as useful in the world of internet information ranking? Does this formula objectively represent the way any given website or webpage should be ranked among other competitors? Let me be the first one to disagree.

The Google that we are all using now is a very different Google that it used to be. Thanks to brains of Brin it has evolved from simply counting backward links to an algorithm that is protected better than our troops on a foreign soil. However, the basic idea is still the same and ranking is given based on number of links your site receives from other relevant sources. So what is the problem, you might ask. Lets imagine that you have created a brand new website that centers on certain topic of interest. Lets imagine that you are an expert in that topic and you have created the best website ever on that particular topic: it covers more information than any other source on the net, it offers simplicity in navigation, it offers largest and well organized library of sources on that particular topic, it complies with w3 standards, and it even can be seen in any browser in the world including all the hand held devices. That perfect site which would be very useful to many individuals around the world would end up at the bottom of the Google ranking system unless you spend countless hours trying to get links from relevant sites, trying to pay for fraudulent looking link services, getting frustrated, and still ending up at the bottom of the Google ranking system because some of your competitors have figure out a way to create numerous doorway pages, link scams, and so on. Just because your perfect site does not account for a large number of backwards links will bring your ranking down and will bring down with it all your hard work and desire to share your expertise with others. Some day you Google up that perfect site’s key word, that common sensed key word that should bring your perfect site at the top of the search results. You look at the results and you realize that there is nothing but bunch of irrelevant pages full of advertising and its all due to the fact that some geeks know how to beat the system. Now you tell me - is that a fare way of ranking pages?

Google and its strategy brought plenty of hardship to ordinary website owners. Instead of updating and perfecting their sites owners have to hunt for links using all available means. Most of the time site owners are getting trapped into services that are questionable in nature. This environment creates numerous pitfalls for web surfers as well. Web surfers become victims of doorway pages with meaningless and countless key word links, smart redirect pages that throw you to places full of ads, and bad websites that managed to get gazillions links using their questionable techniques. All that commotion creates nothing but bad experience for anyone who is in search of information on the internet. Is that how the search engine should work, is that how omnipotent search engine should work, is that how billions making search engine should work?

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What is PageRank?

PageRank is Google’s measure of importance assigned to a web page on a scale of 1 to 10.
You can check the PageRank value of any page by downloading the Google Toolbar (http://toolbar.google.com/).

This article is intended at understanding PageRank and providing an insight into its different aspects.

Pagerank is as the name suggests a ranking system of pages. It works on the basis that if a website ABC.COM has been linked from a website XYZ.COM, abc.com must have some good content and therefore Google will count the link from XYZ.COM as a vote for ABC.COM. You can check your Pagerank on Google by downloading the Google toolbar from http://toolbar.google.com

The Pagerank

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